BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP REVIEW
‘Jesus probably had a big penis’ …….. Yea and that’s the opening line of the movie and with a line like that it pretty much sets the tone for what's to follow.
Bloody Bloody Bible Camp is a 2012 film directed by Vito Trabucco and was written by Shelby McIntype and Vito Trabucco some of the cast are Reggie Bannister, Tim Sullivan and as Jesus Christ himself Ron Jeremy.
The film starts in 1977 with a group of what are meant to be teenage Christians at the bible camp. Each one of them gets murdered by a crazy nun known as Sister Mary Chopper. Then it skips forward 7 years later and another group of what seems to be a mix of god freaks and teenage delinquents are on their way to the same camp were the crazy nun Sister Mary Chopper waits for her next victim.
Now this is a total cheese-fest if you are into cheesy 80s style slashers this is a must see. Its laugh out loud from start to finish but obviously as you can see from the opening it not for anyone of a religious persuasion. The gore too in this is very nice not what I would call a gore hound type of movie its more funny gore but it really works.
Some of what I loved about the movie was the over the top acting with the over the top stereotype characters it works very well. They walk the line between going too far with the cheesiness but defiantly do not cross it. Also some of the songs are funny as fuck for e.g. when the group are driving to the camp they are singing ‘ rolling down the road with Jesus with Jesus by my side , Rolling down the road with Jesus I’m Jesus satisfied ‘ how can you not love that shit .Then there is Ron Jeremy as Jesus . Enough said.
Not to forget Sister Mary Chopper. What can I say instantly iconic for me. A deranged nun in a scary mask who slashes up victims in gruesome ways and in her spare time does things like sings religious songs to a doll in a room full of candles.
This is a movie perfect to watch with a few friends and a few beers. It’s also worth a few rematches as you will miss a lot of jokes from laughing. Check this one out its great, just not with a religious friend unless you’re trying to piss them off .